CNO calls on nursing for ideas to avoid managerial 'slash and burn'. http://tinyurl.com/yaopoa2
Here's a money-saving idea to kick things off: 'slash and burn' the managers? Metaphorically of course, actually burning them would probably not be the best use of NHS resources
I think you'll find that if enough managers are condensed into a small enough space a "critical density" of bullshit is reached and the reaction becomes strongly exothermic. This could be used to provide free heating for the elderly allowing the government to save the winter fuel allowance. Also we would be less dependent on russian oil and less dependent on nuclear fuel. Voila social, environmental and political benefits all by harnessing the power of what is effectively rubbish anyway.
Haha, very good. In all seriousness, I do welcome this move. If cuts absolutely have to be made, it's nice to be consulted, rather than having the carpet pulled from under our feet like usual...