Poem submitted by Sue Morgan
I heard nurses talk about me
They said I`m a query PE
I`ve PU`d ++, I`m not for resus
And I`ve got an amazing BP.
My venflon has tissued
And TEDS have been issued
My pulse they described as a thread.
I`m fed by NG, who seems friendly to me
Does this mean I`m OK or I`m dead??