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Talking testes in the supermarket aisle

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I helped a 77-year-old man with prostate cancer.

He had an orchidectomy, then went home to live with his daughter. A few weeks later, I saw the daughter and her children in the supermarket. Trying to avoid a public conversation about her dad’s sensitive condition, I moved to the next aisle, only to find his angelic looking nine-year-old granddaughter staring at me, then shouting: “Look mum - it’s definitely that man who looked after granddad when he had his balls chopped off!”

Gordon Jackson

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